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15 Nov 2018

I May Be In My 30s But I Still Have A Hanukkah Wishlist

So I started writing this post before huge fires started burning up massive parts of my city. Lots of my friends and family have evacuated their houses and many places I love visiting have already been lost. Obviously most of what I write is tongue in cheek but for real – all I really want…

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10 Apr 2017

Clear Eyes, Full Cart, Can’t Lose

Hi, my name is Jordan, and I am a competitive shopper. I love to shop no matter what. Throw in the words “special collection” or “limited quantity” or “sample sale” and my competitive nature comes out and I am IN IT TO WIN IT. Longtime readers of this blog will know that anytime Target does a…

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05 Apr 2017

Beach Bags

I know yesterday I talked about what I plan on bringing along on vacation, but I saved a different fun roundup for today since I thought it deserved its own post – beach bags! Listen folks, I am Jewish. I am perfectly content to lay in the sun for hours upon hours, but only if…

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  • A little late but worth the wait... Morgan is A ONE YEAR OLD MAN! He loves pressing buttons, eating hamburgers, and climbing the stairs (lord help me), and hates drinking bottles. He has 7 teeth and a full head of blonde hair. Everywhere we go people say “There’s the happy baby!” He has brought us so much joy this past year - I can’t believe our potato is ONE! (Also, I am never buying a balloon ever again.) #iloveyoumorg
  • Matchy matchy with my tiny boyfriend 💚
  • Happy Hanukkah from all the Raffs, latke-eating baby and grumpy piglet dog included! 💙
  • The best day celebrating the best boy. Thank you to everyone who called, texted, sent love, and celebrated with us ❤️ My baby is ONE!
  • A year and a half of trying. 
A lot of needles. 
A lot of meds. 
1 IUI that worked on the very first try. 
38 weeks of excitement and anxiety and straight up terror. 
36 hours of labor. 
1 hour, 1 minute of pushing. 
7 pounds, 5 ounces. 
19 inches. 
1 week in the NICU. 
2 of the chubbiest cheeks ever. 
Approximately 150 cans of formula. 
Approximately 150 packages of baby puffs. 
5 trips to New York. 
I trip to Arizona.
12 flights. 
2 train rides to San Diego. 
5 car seats (don’t ask.)
Three Mommy & Me groups (2 great, 1 mehhhhh.)
6 sippy cups til we found the right one. 
12 hours of sleep (most nights! Thank you my darling child.)
7 teeth. 
One million diapers. 
One million kisses. 
One million snuggles. 
365 days. 
Immeasurable love. 
Happy 1st birthday to Morgan Reese, the most amazing, delicious, sweetest little boy. Of all the babies in the entire world, I am so lucky you are mine!
  • Gives a new meaning to “pumpkin rolls.” 🧡🎃
  • Goose, why do you look so happy? We are about to leave NY!
  • I would just like to say I am very thankful for my sweet piglet angel Truffle bc LOOK AT THAT FACE!

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