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18 Dec 2018

Fun Things I’ve Bought Lately

Friends, I definitely did not mean to disappear for that long but tis the season and everything is moving a million miles a minute over here! I will update about fun life stuff soon (AKA my baby turned ONE YEARS OLD and I did a lot of sobbing) but in the meantime I thought it…

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15 Nov 2018

I May Be In My 30s But I Still Have A Hanukkah Wishlist

So I started writing this post before huge fires started burning up massive parts of my city. Lots of my friends and family have evacuated their houses and many places I love visiting have already been lost. Obviously most of what I write is tongue in cheek but for real – all I really want…

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10 Apr 2017

Clear Eyes, Full Cart, Can’t Lose

Hi, my name is Jordan, and I am a competitive shopper. I love to shop no matter what. Throw in the words “special collection” or “limited quantity” or “sample sale” and my competitive nature comes out and I am IN IT TO WIN IT. Longtime readers of this blog will know that anytime Target does a…

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  • Thanks to everyone who helped celebrate Morg yesterday! We had the best time!✌🏻
  • The best day with my best boy. I can’t believe Morg is two!!!
  • Morgan is two! 
Two years ago you arrived, and everything changed forever. 
You have given us two years of love and anxiety and happiness and amazement and joy. You are quite honestly the most delicious little boy I have ever seen in my life and every day I can’t believe you are mine.

Whenever we talk about who we are going to see and what we are going to say to them, you always tell me you are going to say “Hi! I love you!” Because you are the friendliest little guy ever, except if you are a pediatrician or a hairdresser :) In your second year of life you learned to walk and then run. You learned to jump and walk up and down steps and do a somersault. You learned to talk and then you never stopped. You learned to dance and sing and nothing is cuter than your sweet little voice in the back of the car. You went to Hawaii and Arizona and Galveston and Dallas and New York twice. You fell in love with  Elmo and Abby and Cookie Monster and the Count and all their pals. You have the world’s best dimples and we all get to see them all the time because you are always smiling and having a grand old time. 
You have opinions. You want pasta at every meal. You want to hold the remote and push the buttons. You want to help load the laundry and push the buttons. You want to sneak over to daddy’s TV and push the buttons. You want two loveys, not one. You want to watch Baby Shark and Baby Monkey, not Baby Shark and Baby T-Rex. You tell me, “I WALK! I JUMP!” You tell me “Morgie funny” and you laugh at your own silly jokes. You listen to every single thing everyone says and then you repeat it all immediately. 
Whenever I put you in your crib, I tell you I love you and when you wake up, we will go on another adventure. And life with you is the very best adventure in the world. 
Happy 2nd birthday Morgan Reese. I love you so much. I am so proud of you. 💕
  • Thankful for all these turkeys who I love so much 🦃 ❤️
  • Cookbook Club does Friendsgiving! Thankful I finally figured out how to use my phone camera’s self timer.
  • The five stages of grief are
denial
anger
bargaining
depression
acceptance

And Avery experienced all of them when Morgan didn’t share his chicken nuggets 🤪
  • Had fun at the date dash last night 🥰
  • Baby shark 🦈

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