All posts in: Shopping

18 Dec 2018

Fun Things I’ve Bought Lately

Friends, I definitely did not mean to disappear for that long but tis the season and everything is moving a million miles a minute over here! I will update about fun life stuff soon (AKA my baby turned ONE YEARS OLD and I did a lot of sobbing) but in the meantime I thought itโ€ฆ

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15 Nov 2018

I May Be In My 30s But I Still Have A Hanukkah Wishlist

So I started writing this post before huge fires started burning up massive parts of my city. Lots of my friends and family have evacuated their houses and many places I love visiting have already been lost. Obviously most of what I write is tongue in cheek but for real – all I really wantโ€ฆ

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10 Apr 2017

Clear Eyes, Full Cart, Can’t Lose

Hi, my name is Jordan, and I am a competitiveย shopper. I love to shop no matter what. Throw in the words “special collection” or “limited quantity” or “sample sale” and my competitive nature comes out and I am IN IT TO WIN IT. Longtime readers of this blog will know that anytime Target does aโ€ฆ

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  • Itโ€™s all fun and games til Elmo pukes and has to walk home sans pants ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฎ๐ŸŽƒ
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  • Great start to our trip to Texas at the pumpkin patch! ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ
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  • My little pumpkin loved visiting the patch today! ๐ŸŽƒ

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